Groan
Just came across one of the worse jokes ever, a real groaner. So I thought I share it with you and challenge you to come up with an even worse one:
(If you don't get it, try reading the last sentence out loud.)
One day, Rudolph the Red, the infamous Russian Tsar, is having his breakfast with his wife. When he looks outside he notices some precipitation, so he says to his wife: "Look dear, it is raining." His wife looks out of the window and replies: "I am sorry to disagree with you, but I think that is snow." A small domestic arises, so they decide to go outside and check, and what do you know, it turns out the tsar was right in the first place. Triumphantly he turns to his wife and says: "Now you know Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
(If you don't get it, try reading the last sentence out loud.)

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A guy buys a hamster and the man in the pet shop assures him he can ring for advise any time.
The next morning the guy wakes up and finds his hamster dead in the cage(sory kids).
So he rings the pet shop man for advise and the man says 'Well it happens somtimes, but you can make nice jam now'.
So the guy puts the hamster in the blender with sugar and so on and makes jam.
He lets is cool down and puts some on a slice of toast..... and tastes disgusting.
So he rings the pet shop man and complains. And the man says 'well if you don't like the taste I'd advise to use it as menure in your garden. Flowers grow really well then".
So the guy speads the jam on his garden, goes to bed. And what do know the next morning his garden is a field of poppies.
So he rings the pet shop man and says "what a wonderful idea, there is a field of poppies in my garden'.
The man repies "That's weird, normally you'd have tullips from hamster jam"
(if you don't get it read it out loud)
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Anonymous, at 25 November, 2006 05:04
i was just thinking about you guys again and found my way back here to your site. always good to hear news from china! and WOW...i am SO impressed that you're learning tibetan!! all the best wishes to you! a former classmate
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Anonymous, at 01 December, 2006 08:09
Gotta love those Groaners... keep it up Kees!
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Rob, at 03 April, 2007 14:29
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